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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
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Dar mar is a Croatian telenovela produced by Nova TV. Filming began in the summer of 2020, and screening on October 5, 2020. It runs Monday through Friday at 9:30 p.m. The show stars Ksenija Pajić, Roko Sikavica, Milan Štrljić, Siniša Ružić and Fabijan Pavao Medvešek. The score was composed by Tonči Huljić. The TV series is based on an idea by Luka Juričić.
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