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Sir John Ini Lapli, GCMG was a Governor-General of the Solomon Islands, serving from 7 July 1999 until 7 July 2004.

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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

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Hubert Louis Marie van Nispen van Sevenaer (1879–1958) was a Dutch politician and nobleman with the title of Jonkheer. He was born on 6 August 1879 in Zevenaar. He was mayor of Laren from 1909 until 1943 and from 1945 until 1946. He was also mayor of neighboring Blaricum from 1913 to 1922. His term was interrupted during World War II. The Dutch government at the time banned anyone from employment after age 65, even though he wanted to keep working, especially after having lost everything during the war.

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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

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Vanessa Audi Rhys O'Brien is a British and American mountaineer, sub-orbital spaceflight participant, explorer, and former business executive. On 12 June 2020, O'Brien became the first woman to reach Earth's highest and lowest points. She is a Fellow of the Royal Geographical Society (RGS) and an Honorary Advisory Member of The Scientific Exploration Society (SES). She set a Guinness World Record for climbing the highest peak on every continent in 295 days, the fastest time by a woman.

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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}

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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}

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