{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}
{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
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