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Greece hosted the 1982 European Athletics Championships in the Olympic Stadium of Athens, participating with a team of 29 athletes.
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Amaral's blind snake, also known commonly as cobra-cega and cobra-de-chumbinho in Brazilian Portuguese, is a species of snake in the family Leptotyphlopidae. The species is native to South America.
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